Friday, June 19, 2009

A Scourge of Humanity

We must now discuss the true enemy of common sense and rationality and all that is good in the world.

The dance recital.

Why are dance recitals so long? Is there any reason why they should last from 5:30 to almost 9 pm on a Friday night?

And why don't they serve wine, beer and hard liquor at these events?

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